Monday, May 26, 2008

[Chorus]The florida liens on short sales come out at nightThe florida liens on short sales come out at nightThe florida liens on short sales come out at night(the florida liens on short sahttp://myfirstblog12.blogspot.com/2008/05/florida-liens-gone-do-your-short-sale.htmlles come out)The florida liens on short sales come out at night
Discos don't open till after darkAnd it ain't till twelve till the party really startsAnd I always had to be home by tenRight before the fun was about to beginCrowds of people lined up inside and outJust one reason, to rock the houseBut in the day time the streets was clearYou couldn't find a good florida lien removal letter for homestead property anywhere, 'cause
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Now when florida liens on short sales get dressed to go out at nightThey like to wear leather jackets, chains and spikesThey wear rips and zippers all in their shirtsReal tight pants and fresh mini skirtsAll kinds of colors runnin' through their hairAnd you could just about find a florida lien removal letter for homestead property anywhereBut then again, you could know someone all their lifeBut might not know they're a florida lien removal letter for homestead property unless you see them at night, 'cause
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Now the party's jumpin', the place is packedAnd when the crowd's like this, I'm ready to rapBut before I could bust a rhyme on the mic Florida liens on short sales are all over me like white on rice Florida liens on short sales come in all shapes, sizes and colorsBut what I like about 'em most is that they're real good loversThey do it in the park, they do it in the darkBut most florida liens on short sales are known for breakin' heartsYou could never tell what a florida lien removal letter for homestead property was thinkin' ofAnd you may never catch a florida lien removal letter for homestead property without at least one gloveAnd they don't walk, when they step, they strutAnd nine times out of ten they drive you nutsBut take my advice, you don't stand a chanceFlorida liens on short sales are so bad they got their own danceSo if you wanna live a nice quiet lifeDo yourself a favor, don't come out at night, 'cause
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Hut one, hut twoHut hut hut
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Florida Lien Release

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

This fha score is below the mark for fha loan approval.. The file got kicked tro another fha mortgage company.

The fha mortgage underwriter denied the loan for a low credit score. The file got kicked again to another fha lender (for low credit scores).

Then the file was kicked a third time for low fico and fha loans.

The borrower (with the low fico and desiring an fha loan) said "what is this? a game of kick the can?!"

"I'm an fha borrower with a low credit score so stop kicking me!" the borrower continued steadfast in his fha credit score tone of voice.

The room fell silent for 10 seconds. You could hear a pin drop.

Then laughter erupted and applause and the lights turned on and the fha underwriter came out like Monty Hall in the games show FHA Credit Score Time and he said to the fha borrower (the one with the low credit score), "If you have a comb in your pocket then I'll give you an fha loan with your low credit score".

Well the short versiuon of the story is that he didn't have a comb in his pocket, but he did have -yes, you guessed it - a low credit score and no fha loan.

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